WILL WORK FOR APHORISMS
by Ralph Lombard
What do I think the White House should do about all those leaks? Depends.
Real lies what you are told may not be true.
It takes a really tall tale to wag the dog.
To avoid ignorance ignore rants.
So queasy got Comey he had to go homie.
Tyrants never stoP URGING other points of view.
Trump supporters: Bully for you.
Ironic, isn’t it, that those who never want to compromise with others so often compromise themselves.
Only two directions for a scoundrel to go: ‘Fess up or lie down.
The radical right will never be satisfied until there’s nothing left for everyone else.
Democracy: choose your choice or lose your voice.
The abominable snowman’s children were about to drive him crazy! “Are we there Yeti?” they kept asking.
Writer’s block is never closed to pedestrian traffic. I’m not sure what that means, but I couldn’t think of anything else.
What did the scratch say to the match? You’re fired!
What are we here for? For now, of course!
And where are we going? By and bye.
I may lie, but I always make it up to you.