WHEN APHORISMS ATTACK
by Ralph Lombard
Liar, liar, Pence on fire!
Politics: One criticize fits all.
If you’re too self-absorbed you better look out!
Cowards never see anything, they just close their eyes.
When good people look the other way, it can only be bad.
Scoundrels always try to confuse critical thought with critical speech.
Arms sales: Profits of Doom.
Where do money-laundering trails lead? Perhaps to a Whitewash House.
The media was about to drive the President crazy! “Are we there, Soviet?” they kept asking.
We need a commander-in-chief, not a demander and thief.
What the impeach meant was: “You’re fired.”
Maybe we’ll be able to see things more clearly in 2020.
Ironic, isn’t it, that the network so concerned about the “liberal media” taking “Christ” out of Christmas is constantly promoting it’s own series “Lucifer”.
Pinheads point to heaven without ever looking up.
What do you get if you cross an accountant with a potato chip? Someone who loves crunching numbers!
If id got loose, where would ego?
Learn to play chess and check with me later.