PLEASE DON’T FEED THE APHORISMS
by Ralph Lombard
This administration isn’t half-bad, it’s all-the-way bad.
We’re really soreing with these turkeys!
Trump Junior seems like a real rip-off the old block..
National Security mutters matter.
Their voter investigation is flawed by fraud.
This year, July has been as hot as a firecracker.
Increased gun sales give US more BANG for our buck.
Black Lives Matter, because no one should have to race for their life.
Hear alone, a voice in the wilderness.
The world’s greatest riches can be found in a heart of gold.
To keep from falling apart, crack yourself up.
I tried to bust a move on the dance floor, butt ended up busted.
Poltergeists are eerie-sponsible.
Soda commercials: Telling it like it fizz.
What kind of tree has mathematical roots? A triginoma.
For the last time, stop it!
Ying and Yang for everythang.
(P.S.- Haven’t you ever heard of a triginoma tree?)