No news is good news unless it’s fake.
Liars are always anxious to tell their perversion of the truth.
The Mad Hater held a tea party with malice in “Blunderland”.
Trump supporters believe insecurity in numbers.
Trump rallies: More rendezvous’ .
John McCain has always served his country, unlike those who only serve themselves.
Heroes give everything, zeros give nothing.
Scoundrels climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
When Trump proposed throwing a party, no one realized it would be under the bus.
Make me look bad and I’ll get ugly!
What do you get when you cross Republicans with a dunce? Republicunts.
A lesser-known Knight of the Round Table was Sir Ramick. He had feet of clay.
The greaser from Brooklyn awoke oily in the morning.
I’m a delivery driver. Mainly I haul ass.
How do I get my ideas? Funny thinks happen to me.
To grow more evasive, fertile lies with bullshit.
To end war, have a peace of justice.